Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle

Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.52
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  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
  • Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle
Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle

Unaffordably Alive Candle, cost of living crisis, budget humor soy candle

$22.52
Scent
Size9oz
Description
Deadpan, receipt-style candle label that pairs budget-humor sarcasm with a utilitarian, muted aesthetic—a small, nonpartisan cathartic nod to cost-of-living frustration. The clean, monospaced graphic reads like a bureaucratic report and sits on a reusable glass jar filled with natural soy wax, making it an everyday object that quietly validates shared financial exasperation while adding subtle scent to a room. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar - One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm); burning time 50–60 hours - Glossy permanent adhesive label with receipt/bureaucratic-style typography - Choose from 12 aromatic scents (including Unscented and various seasonal and gourmand options) - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; compliant with ASTM safety standards Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Care

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design

Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.

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