Unaffordably Alive Blanket | cost of living crisis, budget humor
30" × 40"
$22.06
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Unaffordably Alive Blanket | cost of living crisis, budget humor
$22.06
Description
A deadpan, receipt-style velveteen blanket that riffs on cost-of-living fatigue with stark typography and faux-official labeling. The central block reads like a bureaucratic notice—bold, monospaced headings and a muted orange accent—giving a wry, cathartic nod to grocery inflation and everyday budget frustration. It reads as a wearable badge of everyday nihilism for anyone tired of rising prices and political burnout.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Age restriction: For adults; blank sourced from China; meets safety and chemical compliance requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
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