Unaffordably Alive Hoodie | cost of living crisis, budget humor

Deadpan receipt-style hooded sweatshirt with a faux-bureaucratic label that reads like a low-effort expense report. The minimalist typographic box, muted neutrals and monospaced/official-looking fonts lean into the “cost of living crisis” and everyday nihilism trend—anxiety-validated humor printed small on a cozy, utilitarian hoodie. It reads as a solidarity badge for anyone tracking grocery inflation or budget burnout without partisan commentary. Product features - 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Without side seams (tubular knit) - Drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood - Kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF sleeve and wrist prints; main prints via DTG Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed