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Designed for trend-forward shoppers chasing cheeky, retro-internet style, it layers easily in bedroom or dorm decor as a statement throw that reads like a wearable era mood.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, heavy metal and chemical compliance standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47877815697667,"sku":"25129478872646653637","price":21.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47877815730435,"sku":"10221030278010691186","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47877815763203,"sku":"33683048598656067006","price":53.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/1631\/8467\/files\/1412870669694260208_2048.jpg?v=1774507877"},{"product_id":"nacho-average-fiesta-squad-velveteen-plush-blanket-cinco-de-mayo-margarita-taco-humor","title":"Nacho Average Fiesta Squad Velveteen Plush Blanket, Cinco de Mayo margarita taco humor","description":"Playful Cinco de Mayo blanket featuring a bright, punchy food-and-drink wordplay design. The artwork pairs cheerful hand-drawn icons (nacho chip, margarita glass, chili pepper) with bold, rhythmic type and festive papel picado banners in a vivid, high-contrast palette—made to read easily in a lively social setting. It channels fiesta humor and party-ready energy for casual gatherings, backyard bar crawls, and pre–May 5 celebrations.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Single-side high-detail, vibrant print\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra soft hand\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets listed flammability and chemical safety compliance\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47877828346115,"sku":"12593168040743390753","price":22.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47877828378883,"sku":"17314652500803347725","price":39.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47877828411651,"sku":"33558735299615456776","price":53.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/1631\/8467\/files\/9970958789653037190_2048.jpg?v=1774509571"},{"product_id":"i-m-not-chronically-online-i-m-a-digital-historian-blanket-meme-core-cringe-core","title":"I’m Not Chronically Online I’m a Digital Historian Blanket | meme-core, cringe-core","description":"Bright, tongue-in-cheek throw blanket with bold, meme‑style typography and neon accent icons that lean into Gen Z\/Alpha meme‑core humor. The artwork reads quickly with punchy, slangy copy and playful symbols (cursor, globe, chat bubble) in electric pink, cyan, and lime. Lightweight but cozy polyester weave makes it an easy scroll-stopping layer for streaming, studying, or lounging while flexing an ironic online persona.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra-soft feel\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47877842927875,"sku":"88575420437445641095","price":22.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47877842960643,"sku":"16074797818442364640","price":37.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47877842993411,"sku":"42253111343824775408","price":52.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/1631\/8467\/files\/1033777111383326524_2048.jpg?v=1774509825"},{"product_id":"silly-rabbit-easter-is-for-jesus-velveteen-plush-blanket-easter-christian-pastel-retro","title":"Silly Rabbit Easter Is For Jesus Velveteen Plush Blanket | Easter Christian, Pastel Retro","description":"Cheerful pastel illustration of a chubby purple bunny holding decorated eggs in front of a sunrise and an empty tomb, paired with a playful, family-friendly quip about Easter and the resurrection. The design blends retro pastel tones and clean, rounded lettering to create a warm, lighthearted faith-based vibe that works for church gatherings, children’s activities, and casual family celebrations. It leans into playful Christian Easter humor without using specific copyrighted characters, making it searchable with keywords like Easter Christian, resurrection, church humor, and pastel retro.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex print options\n- Print on one side with high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²)\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability and restricted substance compliance (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47915248943363,"sku":"30283025796246513029","price":22.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47915248976131,"sku":"31401422443304645249","price":38.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47915249008899,"sku":"19470065860784394155","price":53.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/1631\/8467\/files\/14201044263495566470_2048.jpg?v=1775508804"},{"product_id":"unaffordably-alive-blanket-cost-of-living-crisis-budget-humor","title":"Unaffordably Alive Blanket | cost of living crisis, budget humor","description":"A deadpan, receipt-style velveteen blanket that riffs on cost-of-living fatigue with stark typography and faux-official labeling. The central block reads like a bureaucratic notice—bold, monospaced headings and a muted orange accent—giving a wry, cathartic nod to grocery inflation and everyday budget frustration. It reads as a wearable badge of everyday nihilism for anyone tired of rising prices and political burnout.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Age restriction: For adults; blank sourced from China; meets safety and chemical compliance requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47915338498307,"sku":"23073548453978172486","price":22.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47915338531075,"sku":"55707321381996513168","price":38.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47915338563843,"sku":"13286967850281974068","price":53.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/1631\/8467\/files\/16991851863741824807_2048.jpg?v=1775509968"},{"product_id":"memorial-day-1776-2026-velveteen-plush-blanket-usa-250-vintage-distressed-patriotic","title":"Memorial Day 1776–2026 Velveteen Plush Blanket | USA 250, vintage distressed patriotic","description":"A vintage-inspired Memorial Day blanket that honors American service with a restrained, patriotic graphic. 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